Woolen Mill Studio

April 10, 2016



If you can look out your back window and see one of those tree's from the Wizard of Oz then you know, you are in Kansas.



  • You can properly pronounce Salina, Basehor, Schoenchen, Kechi, Osawatomie and Olathe.
  • A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is (except in Johnson County)
  • You discover that in July it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
  • The terms Sooners and Huskers cause hairs on the back of your neck to stand up straight and your blood pressure to rise.
  • Over 50% of your wardrobe is purple.
  • You know several people who have hit more than one deer.
  • You carry jumper cables in your car and make sure your better half knows how to use them.
  • It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
  • You lock the doors to your truck but leave the windows rolled down.
  • Your school classes have been canceled because of the cold.
  • Your school classes have been canceled because of the heat.
  • You know in your heart that K-State can beat Oklahoma in football.
  • You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
  • You actually understand these jokes.


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