October 26, 2014
(As seen on the side of the SDC Lumbercamp building)
OZARKS' ALARM CLOCK
(Batteries not included or needed)
There is a common sense way of the hills. Take for example this alarm clock. Simple, practical and so true. This alarm clock has no lengthy instruction manuals to read (in multiple languages). You don't have to buy batteries, install regular updates or even upgrade to the newest cup model every year. You don't have to make any adjustments for the time change (this is built in so to speak). No more fog horns jarring you from your slumber and no need to hit s snooze button. Just a gentle and compelling nudge to get up and out of bed.
These are practically family heirlooms to be handed down for generations to come.